Beauty and the Beefcake

Beauty and the Beefcake She s my sun and moon My stars my air my sunshine She s every heartbeat There are two kinds of women in the world those I can bang and those I can t My teammate s sister

  • Title: Beauty and the Beefcake
  • Author: Pippa Grant
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 422
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • She s my sun and moon.

    My stars, my air, my sunshine.

    She s every heartbeat.

    There are two kinds of women in the world those I can bang, and those I can t.

    My teammate s sister

    She s a can t.

    I moved in with her to protect her from a nasty ex, not to be the next guy in line.

    She s the brains.

    I m the brawn.

    She s the fruit.

    I m the sausage.

    She talks too much.

    I don t talk at all,

    She s my sun and moon.

    My stars, my air, my sunshine.

    She s every heartbeat.

    There are two kinds of women in the world those I can bang, and those I can t.

    My teammate s sister

    She s a can t.

    I moved in with her to protect her from a nasty ex, not to be the next guy in line.

    She s the brains.

    I m the brawn.

    She s the fruit.

    I m the sausage.

    She talks too much.

    I don t talk at all, if I don t have to.

    Should be easy to resist her.

    But every minute I spend with Felicity is another minute she gets under my skin She makes me feel like something than a dumb puckhead with a big Zamboni pony And it s getting harder to remember why I need to keep my hands to myself.

    Beauty and the Beefcake is a vegan friendly standalone romantic comedy featuring a hockey player whose vocabulary is the only thing smaller than a hockey puck, a book smart but aimless ventriloquist with too many voices in her head, a dilapidated old house that may or may not be haunted, and no cheating or cliffhangers.

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    • Pippa Grant

      Pippa Grant is a stay at home mom and housewife who loves to escape into sexy, funny stories way than she likes perpetually cleaning toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles When she s not reading, writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be productive members of society, she s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

    550 thoughts on “Beauty and the Beefcake

    • I can t tell you how glad I am that I discovered Pippa Grant s books Every time I get one of her books, I put down whatever I m reading and start reading her brand new title I was super excited to read this one, and it didn t disappoint Ares is my new favorite hero There is so much about him to love Felicity is his perfect match And his inner thoughts about her hit me right in the feels Felicity s family and friends are great, too I hope to see of them All in all, this was a fabulo I can t tell [...]


    • With a hero who articulates in grunts and single words and a heroine who talks enough for six people, you wouldn t think this book would be so enchanting, hilarious and holy hades hot, but that is the mastery and magic of Pippa Grant Ares easily already had a place in my heart from the previous books, that whole still waters thing really piquing my curiosity, making me eager to learn about him, but Felicity was a virtual unknown Yeah, her throwing her voice at Manning s dinner party was a With a [...]


    • Dear god, thank you for the brilliance that is Pippa Grant and her crazy, silly, gut busting sense of humor Seriously We should all be saying that thank you because who else would be able to spin such an amazing, smart, funny, sexy tale between a ventriloquist and a hockey player who mostly communicates in grunts and inappropriate GIFs and has an emotional support monkey as a sidekick Yeah, you read that correctly Emotional Support Monkey Who s a cockblocker too I knew Ares and Felicity Dear god [...]


    • Kacie, 4 starsWeird Unique Quirky Unusual Different Funny Unlike anything I have ever read before.Felicity is a genius vegan, with a great love of all things Thrusters hockey, and six different personalities a ventriloquist She also has horrible taste in men and her one goal and passion in life is to work be associated with the Thrusters hockey team Ares is an injured hockey player that only grunts mumbles and sends quirky gifs in text messages He had trouble as a child and because o Kacie, 4 st [...]


    • DnfMCs are the weirdest characters I ve ever met in a romance, and not the adorable kind of weird She talked a lot and he didn t at all They should live in a circus not in a book.


    • This was my first read of the emotional support monkey, I mean Pippa Grant, and I can honestly say it won t be the last I loved every moment of Beauty and the Beefcake, from the chapter titled Ares aka an ape who just wants to get back on the ice Grunt to meeting Loki, the emotional support monkey, along with Felicity who may be one of my favorite characters ever It might have something to do with her never ending need to fill silence with her many voices and along with her passion for fin This [...]


    • Pippa Grant has a new fan This book was so adorable and broke the mold in so many ways Beauty and the Beefcake is a story of misfits, broken toys and broken hearts It s also a really great reminder that every pot has it s perfect lid Felicity is a genius without a lot of common sense She never really fit in anywhere, graduating high school at thirteen will do that, so she lives with the characters she s created in her head She s a ventriloquist whose characters tend to be quite vocal when Pippa [...]


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